Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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