how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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