miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Did we literally take a cab across the street
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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