Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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