I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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