Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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