The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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