Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
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