Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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