Christians are straight up FREAKS
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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