im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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