it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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