State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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