Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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