If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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