actually, I'm a sock model
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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