Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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