ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Dick very happy bro
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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