id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
