Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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