Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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