Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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