I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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