i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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