I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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