I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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