when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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