i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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