i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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