I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
The cops high fived after they tackled you
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
This toilet bowl is my home.
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