Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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