Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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