i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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