I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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