HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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