How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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