Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
barbara walters just said penis...
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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