I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
