I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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