You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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