We won't sleep together?
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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