found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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