I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
