Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Randomize
