We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
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