I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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