We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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