READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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