He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
So apparently I’m into choking now
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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