He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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